Throwback Thursday: Halloween for Adults

Throwback Thursday: Honestly, I may have already done a throwback to this post, but it's such a good freaking idea I don't even care. Honestly, possibly my best idea ever. 

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Let’s talk about Halloween for adults. No, not sexy parties filled with zombie (and other) sluts.

But another kind of Halloween for adults. Like this:

See?

I’d be more than happy to buy mini wine bottles to give out to adults.

  

And there could be levels of awesome, just like trick or treating.

BEST:

ACCEPTABLE:

WORST:

Seriously, why is it socially acceptable for children to go people’s houses and demand candy, yet not acceptable for local bloggers to knock on people’s doors and demand booze?!  WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP WORLD IS THIS?!

Anyone?