...and that's how Boyfriend offended my cat on my birthday. She's still harboring some strong feelings, but I've forgiven him. You know, because of the presents.
I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Monday, October 27, 2014
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They still make Beanie Babies? That's as surprising to me as when I hear Grey's Anatomy is still on the air. Fat cats are sad. You can see them eyeballing a squirrel, thinking about hunting it then sighing, "fuck it." Sad fat cats.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Gia! Now, did The Boyfriend pick out that cute little unicorn all on his own or did you have to take him to the store, point at it and say "buy that for my birthday"?
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday! My birthday present to you is this tip: hide that thing from your cat, or she will eviscerate it with her claws. My wife has plenty of chewed up stuffed animals to verify this.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday, Gia!! I hope everything is well.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm a little jealous that you have a unicorn. :(
Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day! Love the unicorn.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, how dare he?!
ReplyDeleteMy dog is fluffy, because of his fur, but he is most definitely not fat (you can feel his ribs). This random guy was arguing with me one day that my dog was fat! I was so pissed, irrationally so. Because that's my dog!
Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy (belated) Birthday, or, as I would say these days, Joyeux Anniversaire! :D
ReplyDeleteAnd every unicorn is beautiful, no matter the shape!
-Barb
Happy birthday Gia!!! A unicorn for your birthday is such a great gift--what a smart Boyfriend :D I hope he apologized to Kitty though; I hear cats are known to hold a grudge.
ReplyDeleteRound cats are good for hugging. I have never met a round unicorn, but I assume that the same rule applies.
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