Monday, August 11, 2014


So, this happened last weekend:

Anyway, the next time Boyfriend came over he brought me a present.

So all's well that ends well. Pretty much.
Sorry kitty, it's true.
Anyone else experience something similar to this? 


  1. Experience gifts that cover up odors, or be teased by a man till it pissed me off? The former, no. The latter, yes. Many times. X would find something that annoyed me (seldom was it true), and then he would say it over and over and over. Tell Boyfriend to beware.


  2. Sorry about your farting kitty. Cat flatulence = Catulence?

    Thanks for following, though. Delighted to return the favor.

  3. I had a fight on Friday night with my ex because I couldn't get my DVD player to work. So on Saturday I gave her a nice zucchini as a peace offering. The zucchini was for salad, you understand. Get your mind out of the gutter. We're lesbians, not pervs.

  4. I've definitely been on the business end of continued teasing that got on my nerves. And then they're puzzled why you're upset. Sigh.

  5. Oh no, he didn't actually say, "you're PMSing," did he? Has he not learned in his 80 years (that's the age I've narrowed him down to based on what he says on the podcast) not to point out PMS lest ye desire to taste the true fire of PMS? The only proper response when one has that revelation is, "you're beautiful. Have I told you how beautiful you look?"

    1. Thanks for calculating his age. I've wondered.

  6. It wasn't poopourri that he got the cat, was it? And no, I've never been teased like that, because I am the teaser. It's fun to push buttons. Boop.

  7. my greatest fear is that there is no such thing as PMS and that its actually just my personality.

  8. Yay for presents to make the cat less smelly!

    I've got three cats. The collective smelliness (and, I'm pretty sure, bulimia) is always interesting.

  9. I've been MIA for two long! I'm grinning to return here to learn of b/f. I'm glad b/f is nice enough to realize when he needs to apologize. Next steps: teach b/f to bring chocolate instead of cat scent cover-up. Or maybe that's just my agenda whenever a b/f or anyone in my life offends me. Cheers!

    The cartoons are adorable, and I'm smiling for you.

  10. I just discovered your blog, and I am loving it!

    Also, I agree; cats are so vengeful! My cousin's cat peed on his face while he was sleeping after he switched her over to dry food... I guess he might've deserved that one.

    Avery Hanaden,

  11. This is Boyfriend: This is bullllll shiiiiit. This did not happen....and Gia was PMSing, but still, this did not happen. All i said was, "You chew really loud and you should make youtube videos of yourself chewing." And then I looked up the videos and laughed and laughed. "They weren't as good as you would have been. You'd have been louder and horribler." Gia hijacked my fucking comment. GodDammit!!