So as I told you guys, I took off the Monday after Easter. WOOHOO holiday!
But I did have work on Friday. It was torture.
While I was there, I realized we need a LOT more federal holidays. Because I need to be spending less time at work. How about these:
1. Valentine’s Day
Yes, it’s a pseudo holiday already, but it needs to be a federal one.
2. The Day After Halloween
Two Words: Candy. Hangover.
3. National Cupcake Day
|It's a cupcake.|
4. Ash Wednesday aka the First Day of Lent aka Diet Kickoff Day
Because this happens a lot:
For some reason, this bugs me. If you want to diet, diet. Don’t use Lent to diet and act like you’re being a model Catholic! You’re not “sacrificing” you’re trying to get a bikini bod by Memorial day! CALL IT WHAT IT IS. Diet Kickoff Day. Let's have off work because it makes us all grumpy.
5. Fuck My Alarm Clock Day
The day after Daylight savings.
6. and 7. The first two days of March madness
|Ugh. Kansas lost and fucked up my bracket royally. Not cool.|
8. National Baking Experimentation Day
Followed by National Food Poisoning Day.
9. Wine Day
|My personal favorite.|
10. National Blogging Day
Everyone stays home and catches up on writing/reading blogs.
What do you guys think? Have any others to add to the list?