As Thanksgiving approaches, I have to admit something: I don’t get turkey. At all.
But I kind of remember turkey.
I never really enjoyed turkey. It was just so bland. I actually kind of understand why people deep fry it.
|Wasn't that a specialty at all the county fairs this year?|
Here, this is the breakdown of a turkey:
Why don’t people just eat chicken? I remember chicken being much better tasting.
That's not even a little funny. I love ducks. FRIENDS NOT FOOD, DAMNIT!
|Welp, it's a word now.|
Do you guys like turkey or do you agree that it’s gross? Chicken? Duck? Turducken?