Conspiracy Theories

Oh come on you guys, you KNOW there are some serious shenanigans going on with the Epstein "suicide" on Saturday morning. Don't worry, Boyfriend and I will get to the bottom of it. 

Small Talk Ideas

Another busy weekend, so he's a still-relevant one from last year. Enjoy!

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As I've mentioned before, I think Trump is a dumpster fire clown fascist and things in this country are going very badly. 

However, like lots of families, some of my relatives disagree. Some are trump supporters, some think hillary literally killed vince foster and some just like to start shit. Others are very conservative catholics who think abortion is the only policy issue that matters. 

I had to attend a birthday party with them all this weekend, which is always a struggle. Because this: 

Points for not bringing up Trump, right??

I'm Baaaack!

Yep, business as usual for me. 

Vacation!

They're just not great together 

Hope everyone is having a great summer! See you in a week or so!

Happy Fourth of July to everyone but the pets!

Post-Debate Analysis

Gah.

Why so many babies??

This is technically a throwback, but also 100% what is happening in  my life right now. Sorry I didn't post last week!

Stupid pregnant people. Is anyone else suffering from wedding/baby season?