Birthday Unicorn!

So, I just had a birthday. And among other nice things Boyfriend gave me, I got something I always wanted: a unicorn!

...and that's how Boyfriend offended my cat on my birthday. She's still harboring some strong feelings, but I've forgiven him. You know, because of the presents. 

Throwback Thursday: Getting Up Early on the Weekend Should be ILLEGAL.

Throwback Thursday: Because I have to wake up early this weekend again and I HATE IT SO MUCH. 

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I had to get up early this weekend for a work thing. REALLY early.

My alarm went off  at 5:20. AM.

Sorry, everyone. Being tired makes me cranky.

Anyway Boyfriend had slept over the night before and got to wake up with me.

I got up and showered, and by the time I was done Boyfriend was up and getting ready to go.

fuck him.

So yeah.  The work event was fun, but I really hate getting up early on the weekend.

Cat Costumes

As you know, I'm super excited about the idea of dressing kitty up for Halloween. In fact, I've come up with a couple new costume ideas. 

Ghost cat!

Pro: that's a lazy cat costume. Con: You might bother the real ghost cat. Next!

Magician cat!

Kitty will have to learn tricks for this one! Unfortunately, kitty is not super motivated. Next!


PUMPKIN CAT!!

Yep, this is the one.

 Pumpkin costumes are quite forgiving, for both of us. I think we have a winner.

Throwback Thursday: Salem Witch Trials

Throwback Thursday: It's October. Yay Halloween themed posts!

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(a retelling by Mayor Gia)

In the spirit of Halloween, I’ve decided to retell the Salem Witch Trials. 

Back in 1692, a couple of girls decided it would be fun to start spreading foul and odious lies about people in their village.

 Poor Gia was accused of witchcraft, and brought before a judge.  The judge also happened to be her Boyfriend.  He was somewhat intimidated by her and her trendy hat and multiple cats.

Me, bitter? What?

So poor Gia was burned at the stake.

And Boyfriend thought he was free.

But Boyfriend was not that lucky.

So that’s how I like to think the Salem Witch Trials happened. I like this version much better than the real story, where a bunch of innocent women were murdered because bitches be cray.

Someone Has a Birthday Coming Up...

...and that someone is me. 

There you have it. Castle now, kitties and ponies to come.