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It was great weather this weekend, so I went for a walk on Saturday.
And then out of nowhere, the stupid evil sidewalk jumped up and tripped me and I fell.
I skinned both my hands and knees pretty badly. I got up and powerwalked back to my apartment.
You guys, skinning your hands and knees HURTS. No wonder kids are always crying. Seriously.
I texted Boyfriend:
Luckily Boyfriend soon arrived with bandaids.
He patched me up as much as he could.
And I spent the rest of the night moaning about my injuries.
much like the time I tried to eat a lean cuisine and burnt my mouth. It was the universes way of telling me to eat a cheese burger. Being healthy is dangerous.
ReplyDeleteNext time you get embarrassed for falling while walking, just remember that every year in the US 13 people get crushed by vending machines and die. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteMy friend was moving into her college dorm and just ate the sidewalk while she was walking with a box. She skinned up her knees really badly and pretty much humiliated herself before school even started.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I'm telling you this story, but it might make you feel better because at least you didn't have pain AND social embarrassment... unless you did. In which case, sorry for bringing it up.
I love that Boyfriend ran right over to patch you up. That is the sweetest thing!
ReplyDeleteThe sucky part about skinning your hands and knees is that YES it does hurt, but no one really feels all that sorry for you. People should feel more sorry for other people!