Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Thoughts that Keep Me Up at Night, Volume 2

Note: no I don’t have a cat yet. We’re talking about  a hypothetically cat I’ll be getting over the summer, after I move to cat friendly apartment.

Sexism. Crush the patriarchy!

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Ok guys, what should I name my future cat?


  1. Replies
    1. Damn, that's good. It was right there, ripe for the picking.

  2. A Cat is a must have... if only for the mouse factor.

  3. I think Pinot is a good name for a cat.

  4. Dick. A pussy named Dick. Too vulgar? My dad had a cat named Shithead (an homage to The Jerk). I would say "Mayor" but people will think you're a huge John Mayer fan. Blumpkin? Katrina because that hurricane was a CATastrophe?

  5. Give it a people name. Like... Ethel or Mildred.