Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mayor Gia's Ten Commandments Part II



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Time for the second half of my Ten Commandments post! Check out commandments 1-5 here.



























20 comments:

  1. I bet Moses' wife totally had her own card.

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  2. A chainsaw. (reduced to hysteria.) Would that be gas or electric? Cutting hardwood or bush slash?

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  3. Haha, I love these posts so much! Keep them coming!

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  4. I'm glad God did not forbid us to say "fuck off" when someone's being annoying. I feel less guilty.

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  5. Gia, I thought that you'd like to know that Moses' actual wife Zipporah was a huge C@nty McC@nterson and Moses hated her raggedy ass. (Jews know this.) Also to answer Keith....gas and hardwood. The butcher's daughter, mmmmmmm.

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    1. Well, that would explain why Moses went up a mountain to get away from her.

      But really, I think she's just misunderstood. She was probably a lovely lady with a lot of good qualities and a knack for blagging. The Bible's funny about women I mean, they totally left out Jesus' wife!

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  6. That last line was PERFECT. I also loved that Moses's lady friend intervened in the writing of the commandments. Well done.

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  7. I heard that Butcher's Daughter caused quite a stir. I hope Moses burned his "card" in praise of his blagger girlfriend, I mean God.

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  8. If there was a Non-profanity Commandment, I'd be even more sol than I am already.

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  9. Fantastic post! I've always been a fan of rule 34 myself.

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  10. Yay! "Have fun with God, honey," hahahaha...

    I do hope this series continues! =]

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  11. It is a shame that the word ogle isn't in there anywhere though! ;)

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  12. I think I'm going to print this out and hand it to my boyfriend. If I color your hair darker, it could totally pass ;)

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  13. Hahaha! People won't take them too seriously- that's really clever! I love these mockery bible tales! I'm really looking forward to the next one! Love Juni

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  14. Bahahaha! "If you wanted to do this yourself you should have given yourself arms!" Genius. Pure genius. I could read these all day.

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  15. Oh, I totally lie when the hubs is chewing like a chainsaw. It's because I intend to record him eating and use it as the soundtrack in a zombie movie...

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  16. I loved that post, but then I'm a heathen. It reminded me of the movie The Invention of Lying. I was going to sing your praises in a parody of The Lords Prayer, but then I decided that I'd better not. I already pissed off enough people last week. http://rlbrody.com/2012/09/20/creepy-creepers-and-the-creeps-who-excuse-them/

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  17. The only one I don't have a problem with is don't commit adultery. I am going to be a dick to my neighbors if I want however.

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  18. Thanks for the laugh. I say they should have been called the Ten Suggestions instead of commandments.

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