Time for another Bible Story! Go here and here for previous
editions. This one is kind of long, so
I’m dividing it up into two posts. The second half is Wednesday. It's slightly funnier than the first half. It just kind of worked that way. My bad.
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hahahahaha can't wait for the second half-- Moses looks A LOT like boyfriend
ReplyDeleteMoses is tempting fate with the whole reinterpretation thing. What's up with him having to go to the top of a mountain and bring his own tablets? I know I know, he's blessed for receiving the word of God and all, but jeez, man, can't I just bring a quill and parchment? I have to climb a freaking mountain.Now I gotta drag giant stone slabs too?
ReplyDeleteI guess that's why I'm not a profit.
DeleteI love this version. Perhaps you should have a Mayor Gia version of the Bible. There's room for one more version.
ReplyDeleteLol best bible tales ever.
ReplyDeleteGreat rules to live by, because *I* won't kill an animal, but that doesn't mean I won't let someone else kill an animal if it means a juicy steak.
ReplyDeleteAre you insinuating that the Bible is stories written by means of interpretation. And not what God said verbatim?!?! God is gonna be pissed!
ReplyDeleteGreat call adapting the line about the Sabbath Moses/boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to the next installment.
"Good GOD..."
ReplyDelete"No hey wait! I was addressing you! Yunno, you're God, and you're good so... it wasn't in vain, was it? It was perfectly literal..."
Bwahaha. I'm looking forward to part 2! Having the second instalment in a piece be funnier is always best anyway. You wouldn't want to let your readers down, now, would you?
Moses sure bears a strong resemblance to Boyfriend. Who will Mrs. Moses look like?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
LOL! I seriously love these. Amazing stuff. Can't wait for part 2!
ReplyDeletePoor Mrs. Moses, having her tablet stolen from her :( I can't wait for part two! Bible stories are boring as hell and you've done the impossible- made them interesting! Love Juni
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove the back-and-forth between Moses and the God Cloud and the cartoons are awesomely drawn. What program do you use?
I love it how Moses is somewhat mistranslating God. So funny! I'm all in for part 2.
ReplyDeleteSo we're really not supposed to eat animals? This is sad because bacon. BACON.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!!!!
This is great! Love your present-day interpretation :).
ReplyDeleteI am so glad we've been commanded not to eat that cute smiley-faced giraffe, because that would totally be heartbreaking...
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOOL GIA!!!!!! You are hilarious! Have I ever told you? LOL smh
ReplyDeleteI love your bible stories so much. Can't wait for part 2 of this one. Thank you for the morning laugh!
ReplyDeleteahahaha. as a former pastor's kid, i wish my sunday school lessons had looked a lot more like this...
ReplyDeleteOh Gia, you brighten my day.
ReplyDeleteChiseling is hard, I would think! love the way Moses paraphrases!
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