tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post2781829473275450506..comments2024-02-14T02:53:36.727-05:00Comments on Mayor Gia: Mayor Gia's Ten Commandments Part IIGiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-67989820454642269812012-09-29T11:51:41.016-04:002012-09-29T11:51:41.016-04:00Thanks for the laugh. I say they should have been ...Thanks for the laugh. I say they should have been called the Ten Suggestions instead of commandments. RedRavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05591998317273823369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-52765095637015972582012-09-28T04:27:54.768-04:002012-09-28T04:27:54.768-04:00The only one I don't have a problem with is do...The only one I don't have a problem with is don't commit adultery. I am going to be a dick to my neighbors if I want however.DWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-48540533363878817242012-09-27T11:38:22.334-04:002012-09-27T11:38:22.334-04:00I loved that post, but then I'm a heathen. It ...I loved that post, but then I'm a heathen. It reminded me of the movie <i>The Invention of Lying</i>. I was going to sing your praises in a parody of <i>The Lords Prayer</i>, but then I decided that I'd better not. I already pissed off enough people last week. http://rlbrody.com/2012/09/20/creepy-creepers-and-the-creeps-who-excuse-them/Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02865863984001684338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-70624358928771647342012-09-27T11:17:08.811-04:002012-09-27T11:17:08.811-04:00Oh, I totally lie when the hubs is chewing like a ...Oh, I totally lie when the hubs is chewing like a chainsaw. It's because I intend to record him eating and use it as the soundtrack in a zombie movie...IASoupMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11222652185240780006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-44215028052651358942012-09-26T23:50:09.867-04:002012-09-26T23:50:09.867-04:00Bahahaha! "If you wanted to do this yourself ...Bahahaha! "If you wanted to do this yourself you should have given yourself arms!" Genius. Pure genius. I could read these all day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-3754707042682294122012-09-26T20:37:42.428-04:002012-09-26T20:37:42.428-04:00Hahaha! People won't take them too seriously- ...Hahaha! People won't take them too seriously- that's really clever! I love these mockery bible tales! I'm really looking forward to the next one! Love JuniAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605211943278576927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-58648772996306365712012-09-26T16:28:34.716-04:002012-09-26T16:28:34.716-04:00THOU ART FUNNY.THOU ART FUNNY.Melisa @ just begin from herehttp://justbeginfromhere.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-47183268062129370192012-09-26T15:59:35.444-04:002012-09-26T15:59:35.444-04:00I think I'm going to print this out and hand i...I think I'm going to print this out and hand it to my boyfriend. If I color your hair darker, it could totally pass ;)Jaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942630725082121374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-62902201179877003632012-09-26T15:36:42.020-04:002012-09-26T15:36:42.020-04:00It is a shame that the word ogle isn't in ther...It is a shame that the word ogle isn't in there anywhere though! ;)Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-25307888694041933542012-09-26T12:39:13.683-04:002012-09-26T12:39:13.683-04:00Yay! "Have fun with God, honey," hahahah...Yay! "Have fun with God, honey," hahahaha...<br /><br />I do hope this series continues! =]Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-28411755286279678272012-09-26T12:03:52.183-04:002012-09-26T12:03:52.183-04:00Fantastic post! I've always been a fan of rul...Fantastic post! I've always been a fan of rule 34 myself.T. Roger Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16304103509683960962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-41156744241294733212012-09-26T11:56:18.782-04:002012-09-26T11:56:18.782-04:00If there was a Non-profanity Commandment, I'd ...If there was a Non-profanity Commandment, I'd be even more sol than I am already.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06539450247631193231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-52151267968464898962012-09-26T11:38:34.613-04:002012-09-26T11:38:34.613-04:00I heard that Butcher's Daughter caused quite a...I heard that Butcher's Daughter caused quite a stir. I hope Moses burned his "card" in praise of his blagger girlfriend, I mean God.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06962091404264725580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-46133263575246860182012-09-26T09:30:17.268-04:002012-09-26T09:30:17.268-04:00That last line was PERFECT. I also loved that Mose...That last line was PERFECT. I also loved that Moses's lady friend intervened in the writing of the commandments. Well done. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-63348945866254259632012-09-26T09:17:01.898-04:002012-09-26T09:17:01.898-04:00Well, that would explain why Moses went up a mount...Well, that would explain why Moses went up a mountain to get away from her.<br /><br />But really, I think she's just misunderstood. She was probably a lovely lady with a lot of good qualities and a knack for blagging. The Bible's funny about women I mean, they totally left out Jesus' wife!Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-58397773349202371842012-09-26T09:12:42.241-04:002012-09-26T09:12:42.241-04:00Gia, I thought that you'd like to know that Mo...Gia, I thought that you'd like to know that Moses' actual wife Zipporah was a huge C@nty McC@nterson and Moses hated her raggedy ass. (Jews know this.) Also to answer Keith....gas and hardwood. The butcher's daughter, mmmmmmm. Boyfriendnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-1221334285715719662012-09-26T09:08:53.145-04:002012-09-26T09:08:53.145-04:00I'm glad God did not forbid us to say "fu...I'm glad God did not forbid us to say "fuck off" when someone's being annoying. I feel less guilty.Gnetchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05483803287818641100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-68864476176815143312012-09-26T08:23:12.156-04:002012-09-26T08:23:12.156-04:00Haha, I love these posts so much! Keep them coming...Haha, I love these posts so much! Keep them coming!Stacie @ Snaps and Bitshttp://www.snapsandbits.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-35900171064966989702012-09-26T08:07:08.202-04:002012-09-26T08:07:08.202-04:00A chainsaw. (reduced to hysteria.) Would that be g...A chainsaw. (reduced to hysteria.) Would that be gas or electric? Cutting hardwood or bush slash?Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697966017575679500.post-18925996493499107672012-09-26T07:20:12.072-04:002012-09-26T07:20:12.072-04:00I bet Moses' wife totally had her own card.I bet Moses' wife totally had her own card.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.com