Christmas Polar Bear’s Wish: For all the world’s hairdryers to spontaneously combust, so that I and my adorable polar bear cubs don’t go the way of the wooly mammoth. Also, some fish wouldn’t hurt. I like fish.
[This wish is inspired by my hippie Boyfriend, who tells me that a polar bear cries every time someone uses a hairdryer. I think they also cry when Useless McGee is wasteful.]
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