St. Patrick's Day! Yay Green!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! How do you guys celebrate?

Throwback Thursday: Boyfriend Likes Fishing

[Time for another throwback Thursday! I figured this one would be appropriate because it's almost fishing time again. Also, that canadian geese question still stands.]

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I was walking along the duck rape trail the other night (it’s along a stream). This texting happened between Boyfriend and I:

Me: The stream says its stocked with trout.

Boyfriend: WHAT!!!

Me: Oh is that good?

Boyfriend: Very. Why isn’t anyone fishing on there now?

Me: Is it trout season now?

Boyfriend: Yes

Me: Hey what do you do if a Canadian goose attacks you? Asking for a friend.

Boyfriend: Need a special license for trout, but can get it online.

Where did you hear this?

Me: From here:

Boyfriend: Cosi fan tutti!

Me: Huh?

Boyfriend: Amazing

Me: Did I do good??!?

Boyfriend: Very!!

You guys. I’m back on my game.

  

However, I soon realized this:

So, we went fishing on Saturday. Unfortunately, it didn’t result in a fish. Although when I was holding the rod (that’swhatshesaid) something pulled on it for a second. And Boyfriend got a bite but it got snagged on something under the water. So, we didn’t catch a fish. But if we HAD, I imagine it would have looked like this:

WOOHOO! (But I'm serious guys. Anyone have any advice for when a bunch of canadian geese inevitably attack you for walking by them daily?)

I Might Be Lactose Intolerant

 So, sometimes after I have dinner with Boyfriend, I get all congested. We’ve entertained the possibility of a wine allergy or chocolate allergy, but we’ve determined it’s not that. Recently, I tested the possibility of having an issue with gluten, but that wasn’t it either.

About a week ago, Boyfriend had an idea.

Um, that's supposed to be a red mark, not blood.  

I decided not to accept it.

And then this past weekend, we ordered pizza.

A few minutes later, something happened.

Soooo yeah. The signs are pointing to lactose tolerance. However, the signs also point to Gia continuing to eat cheese and other dairy products, because DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.

Anyone else lactose intolerant?

Conversations with my Car

For those of you on the east coast, you know its been crazy unseasonably cold lately. I recently had this conversation with my car.

Luckily, my car and I got to work in one piece. But car was NOT happy.

Boyfriend’s Vacation, Revisited

So, remember how Boyfriend was supposed to go on vacation last week?

                                                                                                                    

Here’s an unfortunate update.

Anyone else getting totally fucked over by this late season storm?

[UPDATE: Welp, I spoke too soon! Boyfriend moved some of his flights around and managed to salvage part of his trip. I miss him already. WAHHHHH.]