I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Well, at least she doesn't have dragons. Count your blessings!
This one is simple. Tie a dangly cat toy to the blind cord. Then she will ignore it.
Not sure you're going to win that one. Curtains might be the only answer.
Give the cat the cord to the lamp instead. Lesson learned.
Count yourself lucky, ours chews cords. We've gone through so many phone chargers and even a couple of laptop chargers that it's ridiculous.