This year, I dressed up as something I had joked about last year:
Ok, the costume wasn’t nearly as cool looking in real life, but it WAS a dinosaur onesie.
I put it on to show Boyfriend and Kitty, and excitedly bounced into the living room.
|we call this "foreshadowing"|
I was NOT expecting what happened next.
Yes, kitty thought I was a real dinosaur (or that I was being attacked and eaten by a real dinosaur), fell off her cat perch, and broke my blinds on the way down. Then she went into full on scary kitty mode.
|she sensed danger.|
It was freaking hilarious.
|Are we bad people? Maybe.|
I quickly took off the costume to show her I was alive and well.
Eventually she kind of came around.
And that’s how I accidentally terrorized my cat on Halloween.