Monday, September 15, 2014

Boyfriend's Coming Back!

As you know, Boyfriend's been on a trip for the past couple of weeks. I've been...hanging. He's coming back this week, though!


There was no need to waste makeup/water/laundry when Boyfriend was away, frankly.
Anyway, I'm anticipating a conversation like this:





Yay!! Excuse me, I'll be flexing my hug muscles in anticipation of Boyfriend's return.

6 comments:

  1. You should really practice a good lie so it seems like you're capable of a life independent of him. You know, something like, "I taught the cat how to use the toilet, but then it scratched up the toilet seat so I made it go back to the litter box." Or "I tried self-immolation to protest indiscriminate government spying on citizens but as the flames lapped at my ankles, I remembered that the government doesn't care about protestations from the proletariat and jumped into a fountain." You know, something to make your life seem exciting and interesting. And what's better than lies to make that seem true?

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  2. No no, you're using your hug muscles all wrong. Don't hug with your back, hug with your legs.

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  3. The trick is to distract him with questions about his trip. Or demand to see all his sightseeing photos.

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  4. Oh my gosh, it's so funny how we save all the body maintenance for when it's really needed. When I don't have a man in my life during the winter, my legs are like African grasslands! Gross, but I speak the truth.

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  5. You were busy with Kitty. The two of you watch cat videos together, right? You both meowed at the monitor.

    Love,
    Janie

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