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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Disgruntled Wrapping Time





8 comments:

  1. Ugh, I hate wrapping. That's why I get decorative bags and boxes. Throw a bow on those and you have some classy ass presents.

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  2. Pain in the ass...but they look so PRETTY! No really, I'm straight...not that it matters.

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  3. Wrapping doesn't have to be difficult. Years ago I worked in the office at a Macy's department store. I was the switchboard operator, but occasionally I dashed back to wrap a gift for someone. I learned a lot about how to wrap gifts neatly and quickly. So go get a job at a store that offers gift wrapping and you'll know how to have your gifts wrapped in no time. Except you'll be so sick of wrapping gifts that you won't do it.

    Love,
    Janie

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  4. I wish I could just throw everything into a ball pit and let the kids find them. But I can't. Because there's usually vomit at the bottom of this pits. Damn

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  5. I can't wrap worth a crap. Every present I wrap looks like a crime scene. I don't know why. They should teach present wrapping in school or something. I never learned the skills I need to be a good wrapper. And I hear a lot of poor black guys are making a fortune by being good wrappers. I feel like I missed out.

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  6. Oh no, I suck at wrapping. Like, it ends up looking like a piece of garbage that should be left out on a street corner. This is why the gift bag is my friend. Place inside, hand to friend/family, be done with it. Forget that Martha Stewart wrap it up and put little bows and ribbons on it bullshit, and just be happy I bought you a present to begin with.

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  7. I usually do my wrapping with a six pack. The gifts look worse with each beer I finish off!

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  8. I HATE wrapping presents. If I plan ahead I can get a gift bag, but that would be really expensive for Christmas. Thanks for reminding me that I have gifts to wrap. Now if you don't mind I have some vocal warm ups to do so I don't hurt myself in the wrapping/screaming/swearing process.

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