Holy crap I'm so fat. 5 days of no liquid but beer and wine, no food outside of bacon and cookies, no exercise besides using my jaw to argue politics. It was a magical time. Now I need to magically become anorexic to lose the probably 50 lbs gained. It was glorious. Screw my family, but I treasure the fat rolls.
At first I thought you were saying "no liquor" because I can't read properly and I was all "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE HOLIDAY?!?!" Glad that wasn't the case.
Judgey, that's us, all right. All of us. Easier to judge you than to look in a mirror. Except *I've* been good. HNY!
ReplyDeleteNo judging here. I don't have time to judge, I'm busy eating all the foods.
ReplyDeleteThat look wasn't judging...it was gas.
ReplyDeleteIt was the nicest Christmas I've had in many years.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Woo! Glad to hear that!
DeleteHoly crap I'm so fat. 5 days of no liquid but beer and wine, no food outside of bacon and cookies, no exercise besides using my jaw to argue politics. It was a magical time. Now I need to magically become anorexic to lose the probably 50 lbs gained. It was glorious. Screw my family, but I treasure the fat rolls.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought you were saying "no liquor" because I can't read properly and I was all "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE HOLIDAY?!?!" Glad that wasn't the case.
DeleteLOL! We have so many cookies here too. Merry Christmas and happy new year!
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