I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
"They won't take it back" ha ha ha ha! I didn't realize how expensive that song would be. Also, that's a lot of iPhones. I guess you need them in case you drop one.
I think saw somewhere that all of the gifts in the original 12 days of Christmas would cost something like $100,000. Which, you know, is pocket change if you can also afford an Olympic Dressage horse.
And think of all that animal poop.
you never cease to make me giggle uncontrollably! As for Christmas presents, Garrett and I promised not to buy each other anything since we are 26 & 27 years old, with 2 kids-- I'm an aspiring writer/SAHM and he is also an aspiring author/mental health counselor AKA we are poor. But I'd really like a new laptop (HP) and ... New Girl Season 1!
I think Bob and Doug McKenzie had the right way of the Twelve Days of Christmas! Beer and Back Bacon!
Hold the back bacon.
Mrs. Penwasser bought me a new kitchen.So I guess that's what I want.
I'm trying to find a way to work an i-Pad into a Christmas song. It's more difficult than you'd think.
Maybe you could compromise and ask for three kitties and only two iphones. I hear kitties are less expensive. Unless you have my friend's cat who's poop gets compacted in his anal cavity and has to be surgically removed.
Diamonds. I always request diamonds. They're a girl's best friend -- with the exception of her dogs, her children, and her Elvis Aaron Schwarz.Love,Janie
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Hubs and I don't exchange gifts but my youngest daughter is upgrading my cell phone so I'll have a REAL smart phone, not a lobotomized one!
Three iPhones? You don't even have that many ears . . . I hope. Ellen
Seriously? I have extra cats. Want some? They're super snuggly. But between Boyfriend and me, we are like the cat hoarders Brady Bunch.And all I want for Christmas is a Ukulele. And a pet octopus. And fame, wealth, and unlimited time.
I don't have a "true love" but if I did, I'd totally ask for a pet dragon.
I asked the boyfriend for a gym membership. Yes I was entirely serious.
The sixth day should probably be cheese.