Hi all. You know what I thought would be fun? If I were to share embarrassing things about myself.
Hey hey hey, screw YOU. This is different.
Imaginary Reader: How?!
It just is.
Anyways! So it’s finally May. Which means springtime and nice weather and bright shining sunshine.
|Mr. Sun is gonna fuck you up.|
Unfortunately, I have this embarrassing reaction to the sun. See, I don’t just burn (but I mean, I do burn. I totally burn.) I also get this weird itchy sunrash every spring. It goes away after a few times in the sun, but it’s annoying and looks kind of like poison ivy.
Imaginary Reader: That’s not a real thing.
I heard that you can grow out of it, so every year I hope for the best. And every year I go out in the sun and transform:
Of course, this year I saw Boyfriend the next day. He was not sympathetic.