So, I’m moving this weekend, away from craptastic apartment with all its problems. Of course, the apartment has to get me one more time before I go. Now, it’s this squeaking noise I hear by my closet, where the door to the attic is.
I’ve decided it must be one of the following:
1. Filled with mice
2. Filled with rats
They look like bigger mice, right?
3. Shoddy piping
...I wouldn't be able to see that.
4. Filled with birds
Argh. Birds and their motherfucking chirping.
5. Filled with bats. Do bats squeak?
I think they do.
6. Filled with demons
That last one seems more likely. Boyfriend told me to open the closet door. I said NO FUCKING WAY until all my stuff is out of the closet and I have running shoes on and a baseball bat to beat away all the things that could come attack me. Shudder.