Monday, November 27, 2017

It's Time.

Hello friends. Today I have a secret to share. 

seriously what a small, pathetic man. 


Yep, that's me. Blogger hero extraordinaire. *takes bow* 


  1. OF COURSE this is not Fake News! Congratulations! I want your autograph!

  2. You're my hero, so is kitty. Winning!

  3. Will you please autograph your cover for me? I'll frame it and hang it on the wall where my many guests will see it the moment they walk into the house.


  4. Congratulations! I was told I was going to be but that would involve a photo shoot, I said probably going to take a pass and it was probably a no. This is a much more coherent paraphrase of the manic man-baby's absolutely bizarre lie. Great baby Jesus fuck to do I hate this walking lie of a president.

  5. I don't know what Boyfriend is talking about. I got that version of Time in my mailbox last week.

  6. Dunya Lagti HaiKoi Bhooli Hui Daastaaan Jab Yaad Aaney Lagti Hai play bazaar Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil udash satta king Hichkiyon Se Ek Baat Ka Ehsaas To Hota HaiKoi Hume Yaad To Karta HaiMilne Na Aaye To Kya HuaPar Chand Lamhe Hum Par Barbaad To Karta Hai.