Then I noticed another sign on the spot right next to that one:
But - aren't these really specific signs? I mean, what happens if the pregnant lady parks in the toddler spot? Exactly how old does a kid have to be before they age out of the toddler spot? What if you have a little kid that can't toddle yet?
And, what about other things that should justify getting a close parking spot?
I propose the addition of the following parking spot signs:
FACT: thousands of millenials die each year by texting and walking into traffic. Let millenials park closer and save lives.
You know what happens when you hold your pee too long? Bladder infections. FACT: bladder infections lead to DEATH. Let people who have to pee park closer and save lives.
*Grits teeth* I will not make two trips from the car to my apartment.
People who want to carry their groceries are heroes and therefore should be rewarded for their valor.
People who go to parties are cool. Cool people get better spots. That's how the cookie crumbles.
[Trigger warning] These people are the victims of weather. Would you really further victimize these weather victims by making them park far away?
These superpeople/gods/aliens/machines/hulks/bat hybrids/cat hybrids have SAVED HUMANITY. At the very least, should they not be allowed to park 10-12 feet closer than us mere mortals?
What parking spot sign would you add?