Monday, June 13, 2016

Trumpah troompah, doopity doo

I apologize in advance for this:

Oh yes, it's my Donald J Trump impression.

(To clarify: not good deals for his own companies. good deals for...someone, though. I guess. Kind of.)

Not me, of course. I love everyone who loves cats. 



WHY IS EVERYONE NOT ANGRIER ABOUT HIM CALLING ELIZABETH WARREN POCAHANTAS!??! THAT IS RACIST AND NOT OK. 

Psst...trump has tiny hands. tell everyone.

I believe it's ironic that a man who looks like an oompa loomp fucked voldemort has repeatedly and viciously attacked women on their appearances. Or is that coincidental? I always get those two mixed up.
#Election2016

6 comments:

  1. Your Trump impression rivals Streep's!

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  2. I think you have captured the essence of Trump. I, too am shocked that he says all the offensive crap he says and yet people don't call him out on most of it.

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  3. Spot on, spot on. Don't forget to keep parroting the phrase "Make America great again!" without giving any actual solid proof of how you'd do this.

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  4. Excellent, darling, but you need orange hair. Or put carrots on your head. I'm angry all the time about the shit that man says, but I'm even more upset that so many people agree with him. At least we get some news articles that tell the truth about him. The most recent one I read says that THOUSANDS of people he's employed have not been paid for their work, and quite often, it's a lot of money--not just some piddly amount. Trump claims they don't get paid because they don't do their work well enough. But then he offers to hire them again, so he can get their "lousy" work and not pay them yet again. A few people have managed to sue him and win. Asshole. Fucking, fucking misogynist asshole. Look at how his hatred infects moi, who loves everybody except Nazis. I fucking can't stand that man.

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. My hate for D. Trump is unparalleled and infinite, just like his stupidity.

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