Baby Showers are kind of the most boring form of extortion. "Hey, you're invited to a party...oh no, there won't be any booze at this party, and you are required to bring a present and make a big deal about the person over here with a massive parasite growing in her stretched out tummy." At least weddings allow for and encourage embarrassing dancing. There's no dancing at baby showers.
Ugh. Baby showers and wedding showers are both torture. In general I believe that any social event at which family and friends are both present is guaranteed to be awkward. Those two groups are not supposed to mix.
Baby Showers are kind of the most boring form of extortion. "Hey, you're invited to a party...oh no, there won't be any booze at this party, and you are required to bring a present and make a big deal about the person over here with a massive parasite growing in her stretched out tummy." At least weddings allow for and encourage embarrassing dancing. There's no dancing at baby showers.
ReplyDeleteNo, you know why? Because I don't hang out with "those" kinds of people. Breeders, pssh.
ReplyDelete(Actually, none of us are ready for kids yet, but in a couple years, sadly, this will probably become our world)
Some people I know seem to be going to weddings and showers every weekend.
ReplyDeleteI almost never get invited to any.
Not that i want to go to weddings or showers. But why don't I get invited, at least?
Thankfully, my circle of friends and I are all old and past that now. Hospital visits and funerals take up my time now.
ReplyDeleteI work with all women. All. Women. The showers never, ever end.
ReplyDeleteLuckily NO! So hahaha (points finger and laughs)
ReplyDeleteYou need to get rid of your friends. Offend as many people as you can.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Ugh. Baby showers and wedding showers are both torture. In general I believe that any social event at which family and friends are both present is guaranteed to be awkward. Those two groups are not supposed to mix.
ReplyDeleteYUP! I despise baby showers. Or any shower for that matter.
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