----------The scene this weekend:
|I am very dramatic.|
|His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic.|
|Dragon pets! If only.|
Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard.
|10/10 would recommend|
Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower.