I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Hahahahaha! And I bet you grunted in an unladylike manner when you hit that birdie too. Hey, where's your catsuit?
I've never watched tennis but if the news is any indication, it's more intense than football. I don't need the stress in my life. I'm staying away... and away from badminton, too, while I'm at it!
There's nothing more entertaining to me than people who take backyard sport super-serious. Keep this up. Dominate. Just because one side isn't keeping score, doesn't mean there isn't a loser.