I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
I believe you, my little covfefe -- bigly!
This is something I figured out when I lived with my ex: If it's not your food, the calories don't count.
Are you trying to say that there is no collusion?
But how much did you have your lawyer pay the drive-thru person to be quiet about the fries and sign a non-disclosure agreement?