Monday, January 29, 2018

No, YOU'RE irrational.

Actual convo between me and Boyfriend this week:






Don't worry guys, I've forgiven Boyfriend for not apologizing for dream-cheating on me. He better not do it again. 

6 comments:

  1. Well, Boyfriend's week is off to a good start!

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  2. Been there...though it's hard to stay mad when you have to be mad at your own brain.

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  3. Are you sure it wasn't a platonic work lunch? If you dreamt of actual physical cheating, you're burying the lead and may have also hidden your subconscious telling you that you really want an open relationship.

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  4. HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO BOYFRIEND? Seriously, our convo devolved into:

    Boyfriend: Well, good thing we have an open relationship!
    Me: NO WE DONT! NO CHEATING!
    Boyfriend: Right, no cheating, because it 's an open relationship.
    Me: NO IT ISN'T!!
    Boyfriend: News to me....

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  5. Now you know what cats think. Only it's not irrational to them. Their noses tell them every time we cheat on them by touching another cat.

    Maybe you're mad about your dream because you secretly want a three-some and you weren't included.

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