I was made to go to a co-ed baby shower recently, and I'm not embellishing when I say it was the worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Stay strong, friend.
But what if you didn't survive? What if you just passed out in the middle of the shower? People start guessing the sex or drawing crap on paper plates and BOOM, down you go, face first into the tray of cupcakes. Bet you wouldn't be invited to another.
Vary apt analogies, one and all!
ReplyDeleteI was made to go to a co-ed baby shower recently, and I'm not embellishing when I say it was the worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Stay strong, friend.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been invited to a shower in years. There's a lot to be said for not having friends.
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Janie
But what if you didn't survive? What if you just passed out in the middle of the shower? People start guessing the sex or drawing crap on paper plates and BOOM, down you go, face first into the tray of cupcakes. Bet you wouldn't be invited to another.
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