I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Have a fun day off. Gotta love a holiday that doesn't require gift giving, cooking or any effort of any kind.
If you're going to celebrate like Downton Abbey, make sure and specify that you want to be someone with a title. I assume an entire day spent as a servant, dressing rich people and following them around with a decanter to constantly refill their drink is the exact opposite of fun.
Just don't go to the theatre tonight.
Clearly, you should have dressed up like Richard and Pat Nixon instead.
There is always someone to be a party pooper. Maybe George and Martha would have been a better choice. Lucky you got the day off. I'm looking to unionize my workplace to get a couple more holidays off. Wonder if I'll live?
What!?! You got President's Day off!?! I'm jealous. Not jealous of corsets and bloomers, mind you, just of the day off.