The Bathtub.

Welp, that's pretty much where I'm at right now. I'm either going to clean the bathtub, or see if I can make a low budget horror film out of it. Because cleaning is stupid. 

Feel free to leave me your cleaning horror stories below, which I will use as ammunition when I tell Boyfriend I'm not that bad, see?

Heat Wave

How are things with me, you ask? Well, in case you haven't noticed, in some parts of the country, it's rather hot out.

And Boyfriend, you wonder?

 

 Like I said...

...hot. 

I have no energy to do anything but sit. Which isn't dramatically different from usual, I guess. How are you all keeping cool? 

Reality TV: Kitty Edition

Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 

KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)

I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"

Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL

Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Happy Fourth!

So, I hung out by a pool this weekend. And I'm proud to announce that I DID, in fact, use sunscreen. However, it was a spray can and I applied it myself, so of course, there was blotchiness. And since I was out of town, I didn't really have time to do any drawings last night. Long story short, here:

In my defense, nothing. 

Did you all have a good weekend?