Bunny is on a diet. But stupid YMCA doesn't care about that and closed all weekend. So Bunny drank a LOT of wine and ate a bunch of crap. Bunny also bought Cadbury eggs because Bunny hates Bunnyself :(
Apparently Bunny likes this big Bunny ass and Bunny Belly :(
The Bunny at my house almost bought and consumed an entire bag of Starburst Favorite Reds jelly beans but found a small bag of Jelly Belly instead and now her child is spitting out half of them because they are gross. Bunny might have stolen a few when the child wasn't looking.
Happy Easter, Gia! I think I hurt myself by eating too many Reese's peanut butter eggs. Somehow, I don't think those eggs were laid by chickens. Or even rabbits.
Someone needs to club this bunny in the head and force feed it carrots and threaten violence if it doesn't start eating better because this bunny is fatass (the bunny is me, by the way).
Bunny should realize that true beauty is on the inside, but boys don't have x-ray vision, so keep on with that diet.
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome! So true, so very sad and true.
DeleteHappy Easter Gia :-)
ReplyDeleteGood for Bunny!!! Big butts on bunnies is never a good thing.
ReplyDeleteBunny should know that no diet should ever start on a Sunday.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I totally know how bunny feels. I told the hubs he was absolutely NOT to get me any candy or chocolate. He listened. :(
ReplyDeleteBunny is on a diet. But stupid YMCA doesn't care about that and closed all weekend. So Bunny drank a LOT of wine and ate a bunch of crap. Bunny also bought Cadbury eggs because Bunny hates Bunnyself :(
ReplyDeleteApparently Bunny likes this big Bunny ass and Bunny Belly :(
Poor Bunny. I'm sure there is some sacramental wine to be had, though :)
ReplyDeleteThe Bunny at my house almost bought and consumed an entire bag of Starburst Favorite Reds jelly beans but found a small bag of Jelly Belly instead and now her child is spitting out half of them because they are gross. Bunny might have stolen a few when the child wasn't looking.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter
Hoppy Easter, Gia!
ReplyDeleteHassenpfeffer tomorrow!
Joyeuses Pâques to you and diet Bunny, Gia! I've actually got a couple of those Cadbury crème eggs at home today. :P
ReplyDelete-Barb the French Bean
I passed on Cadbury eggs this year because I pop them in my mouth like M&M's.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Easter!
I should probably follow this bunny's example. Too much chocolate has been consumed today. :(
ReplyDeleteThe Bunny at my house is seriously considering stealing the children's Easter candy. They won't miss a couple of pieces, right?
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter, Gia!
ReplyDeleteI think I hurt myself by eating too many Reese's peanut butter eggs.
Somehow, I don't think those eggs were laid by chickens.
Or even rabbits.
Cadbury Creme Egg = my favorite = 150 calories each! = I'm fucked.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter.
Someone needs to club this bunny in the head and force feed it carrots and threaten violence if it doesn't start eating better because this bunny is fatass (the bunny is me, by the way).
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