Throwback Thursday: And then I Made a Mess

Throwback Thursday: Just because I like this one, and I think it's underrated.

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So Boyfriend and I were in his seaside house last weekend. It was a low-key night. We were just hanging out in the living room, and this happened:

It made a mess, y’all. It looked like a scene from Dexter. There was glass all over, and red wine splattered on the leather couch (ok) and freshly painted white walls (not okay).

Boyfriend was good though. He cleaned it all up and even repainted the part of the wall the next morning.

But back to that night.  After I killed the wine glass, we decided to go upstairs to the bedroom. I was helping Boyfriend make the bed…

Putting the bottom sheet on the mattress is SO HARD.

Technically, this time it was a big elbow gesture.

And then my elbow knocked into my glass of water.

 I grabbed my  iphone immediately, so that was fine. The rest wasn’t too big of a deal.

Yes, he got my water. Boyfriend = best.

The evening was not going my way.

And then Boyfriend threw a blanket on me.

Houses for Gia!

As I've mentioned before, I'm considering moving this summer into a new apartment where I can have cats. Here are some of the homes I've considered.

A blanket fort/pillow tent. 

A mountain-home.

A castle.

An old abandoned house overrun with cats.

What say you all? Where would you live?

Throwback Thursday: Golf Season

[As we discuss in the next podcast, it's golf season again. Ruh-roh. Or yay? I just don't know anymore.]


A few weeks ago, this happened:

Boyfriend golfs every Tuesday in the spring/summer. I know this. But, I had forgotten what it was like. Until the first Tuesday.

Boyfriend gets super cranky when golf doesn’t go well.

Luckily his second week of golf went better

It was all sunshine and butterflies and rainbows then.

So now every Tuesday is a crapshoot

Eek. And the masters was on last weekend. It turns out, his reactions aren’t that much different watching golf, either.

I really like popcorn.

Only 3483749582734 more golf days til fall...

P-p-p-p Poker Face

Boyfriend recently suggested I learn how to play poker because I like some other card games.

This was probably a bad idea.

 I was so hopeful...

...and so let down.

Ok, I still have a lot to learn. Leave your best poker tips in the comments! (Also, if you play online, let me know where. I'm looking for reputable sites that won't get my computer all spammy.)

Throwback Thursday: Kitten Jog!

Throwback Thursday time! I chose this one because A. It's springtime and I should start thinking about bi-annual cardio and B. I really really want a kitttyyyyyyyyy. Enjoy!

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Time for another Mayor Gia exercise! This one involves getting off the futon.

Yes.

Get ready for this:

Step 1: Have Boyfriend come over with a bicycle.

OMG you guys, I worked so hard on that bike drawing

Step 2: Attach wagon to bicycle.

Step 3. Find kitten. 

(like one of the feral ones at your work)

Step 4: Put kitten in wagon.

Step 5: Have Boyfriend ride bicycle.

Step 6: Try to catch kitten.

Ta-DA! Enjoy.

[*kitten can be replaced by bunny puppy or duckling, as needed]