Friday, May 25, 2012

Boyfriend is Still Sad and it Distresses Me Greatly

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Remember when Boyfriend was sad? Well, he’s a tiny bit better, but as the title indicates, he’s still sad. I don’t like it at all.


  
What’s wrong Boyfriend? Is it that work is still hellish and you’re still getting bitched at from a bunch of people?
  
Is it that your kids are having some tiiiny behavioral issues that you’re trying to nip in the bud?

Is it that your dog makes sure you get up at 5 am and you’re tired all the time because you’re not getting enough sleep?

Is it ME?!?


Are you SUUUUUUURE?!?


Okay. Fine. So…it’s…not….how do I say this…. Gia-related?

Sorry, honey.



Oh thank goodness!!! It's not me!

Nothing.

Boyfriend plays golf. He’s actually pretty good, from what I understand. I don’t understand much about golf, but yeah. For the past few weeks, he’s been slicing his swing. Or something like that. I don’t know exactly what it’s called, but he’s been messing up one part of his game and he can’t correct it and it makes him super upset.

It’s rough. He still has all these other stressy things going on, but this one really messes him up. Luckily, I told Boyfriend I could fix it. 


 Well, this seems like a job for... dundundunnnn....

TMI? Sorry? But not really.
So, I think I fixed him. Not sure, we’ll have to wait til he plays again. But  yeah. If it didn’t work, I’ll just have to try again.

50 comments:

  1. If your vagina can improve someone's golf game, you might have a different career path. And so might he. Pretty soon, it's all hole-in-one's. That wasn't meant to be as dirty as it came out to be.

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  2. I was kinda, sorta on the same path as Pickleope. If his golf game improves greatly as a result of Sex Goddess, you might not have time to blog any more...or sleep, or eat...or work.

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  3. Well, my girlfriend tells me I get pissy when I haven't "done the deed" in a while. It definitely destresses me. It's no don't going to fix his gold game.

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  4. Hope it did fix him and that he feels better now! And if it didn't, keep us informed and share some more Sex Goddess posts with us - they're always so much fun ;-)

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  5. I think he should give up golf if it makes him so damn distressed. Then he can spend more time with you.

    Love,
    Lola

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  6. If that doesn't help, might I suggest a midnight foray to the course. Doing it on the 8th green is what many golf pros suggest to cure the shanks...Has to be true. Google says so.

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  7. lol ... men get all depressed over the silliest things ... I hope your solution helped ... ;)

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  8. This has been my favorite post of yours in a while. So damn funny. Just the janky smart phone picture totally made my day.

    I always joke I have magical vagina because one of my exes went on to be a multi-millionaire animator, one a world renowned pastry chef, and one a famous music producer. I hope your vagina helped his golf game!

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  9. "So, I think I fixed him." Wow, am I the only one who heard this in a really bad way? I wouldn't think "fixing" him would be much help! Bwahahahahahaha!

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  10. LMAO. I think the vagina is likely man's magic cure for all that ails them. if not, try washing his balls. the golf ones, I mean. many men don't take the time to properly wash their balls. I bet his golf game would significantly improve if those balls were clean and shiny.

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  11. You are each other's heroes! He fixed your internet problem and you fixed him!

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  12. I can sort of relate. Nothing pisses me off more than Starcraft and nothing cheers me up faster than my girlfriend well, "cheering" me up. ;)

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  13. You are the best girlfriend at all, and never every clingy which is so important.

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  14. I had a boyfriend who loved to play (Mario) golf. He got me addicted to it. Then I got a cat that I named Mulligan.

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  15. Murgle. I am totally using that word from now on. It's gonna be the new "Winning." They will even do an episode of South Park about how ppl are saying "Murgle" now. Kenny will even mumble it before he dies. Don't worry, I'll still give you the credit.

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  16. I know it's always very reassuring and comforting to me to have someone point out all the possibilities of my anger and depression. That way, if I've forgotten them, now I can remember and dwell on them! Yay!

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  17. Fuck, someone's already made a hole in one joke, haven't they?

    (Another reason it sucks to be behind on my blog roll.)

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  18. I don't know what a slice is either. I don't know the first thing about golf, and I have no desire to play, but I DO like sex. You've got this 'girlfriend' thing nailed down!

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  19. Very cute and very funny :-) Love the graphics. I have no artistic ability (digital or otherwise) and so I'm always impressed by what other people can do.

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  20. I've always maintained that sex is a great cure all! If it doesn't fix your problem at least it takes your mind off of it.

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  21. I was waiting for "Are you missing your Utah wives?" hehehe....

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  22. Hahaha! If you did indeed fix him then you should start charging for the magic vagina. You'd be rich for sure.

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  23. This sounds a lot like my wife and I – before we got married.

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  24. Haha!
    I guess the whole "Don't start" thing is really universal!

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  25. You claim to know nothing about golf, but it seems you know quite a bit about hole-in-ones. Or is that one-in-hole? (Sorry. I'm overtired.)

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  26. I don't understand golf or why guys play it. But it sounds like it gets them laid if they are upset about it. Is that why they play maybe? hmmm.

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  27. I love the picture of you straddling him, my husband really loves when I do that......

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  28. Awesome - sex goddess really does have magical powers :-)

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  29. I really, really want to make a Tiger Woods joke here, but I won't. You're a good girlfriend but if he tells people about your cure for the shanks, there are going to be a LOT of people who want to be your girlfriend. Keep those super powers under wraps, as it were.

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  30. It takes a real woman to make that kind of sacrifice! I can understand boyfriend's dilemma though. Golf is supposed to be his stress reliver, and it's not working. Just Happy Madison the shit out of that ball and call it a day!

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  31. Does boyfriend ever shave? Is that a beard or more of a sexy stubble? Sex absolutely does wonders for the psyche - yours and his... :)

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  32. Ha! Sounds like the perfect solution to his problem to me. Of course, I'm not going to mention that I think so to my hubby. Don't want him getting any ideas ;)

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  33. Sex makes everything all better. Well, the right sex does....

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  34. I always believe its me, glad to know I am not alone. I'm so bad about it that eventually it becomes me.

    WG

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  35. Oh, the sacrifices we make!

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  36. That sounds like a good solution to a lot of problems!

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  37. You are a true, generous spirit, and I applaud you.

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  38. As always - too freaking funny!!!

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  39. Very funny, love the pictures. Really, as far as I can tell, there aren't a lot of male problems that can't be solved with sex.

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  40. I love that you are clinging to his side...haha!

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  41. Get used to it Gia men that like sport. SIGH My husband plays rugby, if his team wins he is on top of the world. If his team loses he remains in mourning for the weekend. Loved the hole in one comment.

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  42. Sex goddess sounds like the sort of cure most men can appreciate.

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  43. Ah the things we have to do for our men.

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  44. I hope that your cure worked! Or maybe I don't, because then you'd have to re-administer it to him...

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  45. LOL!! I can't help but notice this comment above mine, and I second that!

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