Cat Laptop = Cattop?

Today isn't a real post because I got super busy this weekend and I will do better on Wednesday.  But here's a little something.

So, remember when I asked you guys if my family's cat was fat? Well, I think tubby kitty does, too. 

Yep, that's her sitting on my macbook. Her eyes are saying, "Oh, you think you can blog about my size, you wretched human? I shall sit on your blasphemous device and give you the stinkeye. Feel free to pet me. But I SHALL NOT YIELD BWAH HA HA HA HA."

Well played, kitty. Well played indeed.

Walking a Cat

In case you missed it, I polled you guys on whether or not my sister's cat was fat. Here are the results. However, some readers brought up the idea of walking the cat. I imagine that would go something like this:

Guess this means I need to go find a kitty harness.

Fat Cat Poll Results

So, last Friday I asked you to take a poll about whether or not my sister’s cat is fat. The results:

• No, this cat isn’t fat and I am a terrible judge of animal obesity. 20%
• Well, I don’t want to hurt the kitty’s feelings but *whispers* yes the cat is fat 22%
• Of course the cat is fat, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIT IN HER BOX! 4%
• Holy shit its GODZILLA KITTY!!! 4 %
• Because I’m worried about the alarming rate of kitty eating disorders, I refuse to participate in such nonsense. Kitty is  beautiful as she is. She is a role model for full figured cats everywhere. Don’t make her change.  54%

So there you have it.

Sigh. Poor us. 

Christmas Allie

Anyway, I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas (if that's your cup o' tea). And I'm not the only one who wants to wish you Happy Holidays:

Allie's Christmas Wish: TO BE FAMOUS! But I'd settle for a kiss under the mistletoe...

Well, have a great weekend everyone, with lots of food/alcohol/presents/Christmas cookies! I'll be sneaking onto Twitter when I can, and will be back on Monday!