And it's 2017.

Nothing better than finishing a good book and seeing that there are 2 more. 

I made it to 11:30, ok?

Ok ok you guys, I did nothing all week. It was great. Hope you all had fun, being busy or lazy. Whatever floats your boat. 

Happy new year!

Saturdays.

My Saturday:

  

Good times. But then I chatted with Boyfriend. 

UGH. Overachievers. 

In my defense, I'm just trying to bond with kitty by engaging in her activities on the weekend. She's quite good at sleeping/sitting/texting/snapping at Boyfriend.

Three Day Weekend!

How I think I'll spend my extra day off:

What actually happens:

(Yes, I know I'm obsessed with my cat. Thanks.)

Reality TV: Kitty Edition

Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 

KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)

I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"

Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL

Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Alarm Cat, the Saga Continues

As you guys may remember, Kitty is an asshole about getting breakfast. 

I recently purchased one of those timed feeders for when I need to be away for just a day or so. I figured I could also test it out for the weekend and maybe sleep in for awhile. I set it up for some time before 6 am. 

 But then a furry creature tried to climb on my face at 5 am.

Ok, no surprise. Kitty was confused about the breakfast. I shooed her  away and I blissfully went back to sleep.

 But then the monster returned.

So I hopped out of bed and went into the kitchen, and lo and behold the cat dish was open and licked clean.

Apparently, kitty will not be thwarted that easily. 

Sigh. You win this round, cat. 

Boyfriend's Coming Back!

As you know, Boyfriend's been on a trip for the past couple of weeks. I've been...hanging. He's coming back this week, though!

There was no need to waste makeup/water/laundry when Boyfriend was away, frankly.

Anyway, I'm anticipating a conversation like this:

Yay!! Excuse me, I'll be flexing my hug muscles in anticipation of Boyfriend's return.

UNGHHH Boyfriend’s Away Still

Boyfriend is still on his trip to visit parks/sights out west. Scary places like DEATH VALLEY.

See? Better.

And UTAH.

In the meantime, Kitty and I have been holding down the fort here.

And then when she does go after it, she ends up antagonizing it and then losing it!! Or if she manages to murder it, she just bats it around and leaves it for me. Kitty, is it too much to ask for you to EAT the bugs?!?! Sheesh. It's not like you pay rent. 

Yep, we’ve been keeping busy alright.

What’s up with you guys? Anything more exciting than this? (Yes. The answer must be yes.)