Hi all! Part I is here. To sum up, I’m giving awards to
animals and letting them passing it on other bloggers.
Let’s start today with the very cool Chicktuition’s Tell Me About
Yourself Award.
I’m passing it on to Lioness.
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| Yes, she is still dressed for Valentine's Day |
Me: Hi Lioness!
Lioness: What did I miss?!?
Me: Nothing, nothing! I’m giving you an award to pass on to
some blogs you like.
Lioness: I’m not late?
Me: Nope!
Lioness: Well, okay then. Let’s pass it on to AlcoholicsConspicuous. She’s hilarious,
especially her Teen Mom recaps…
Me: I agree, those are great!
Lioness: I wasn’t finished talking, Gia.
Me: Sor-ree.
Lioness: …Because I like making fun of those stupidly
pregnant 16 year olds, too.
Me: You’re a good person, Lioness.
Lioness: Hey, fuck you.
Me: Anyone else?
Lioness: My Toddler is a Supervillain. Because she calls her kid The Beast. How great is that?!
Me: She’s hilarious…and you’re twisted.
Lioness: Hey, I’m a motherfucking lioness!
Next up, Raconteur-esque Scribblings gave me a Kreativ Blogger award!
I’m passing it on to Popsicle the Polar Bear:
Popsicle: A Beer for the Shower
Me: That was quick.
Popsicle: I’ve learned to appreciate drinking wherever I
can, now that I’m dating Allie.
Me: What??
Popsicle: I’m sure Boyfriend understands.
Me: HEY!
Popsicle: Nothing personal, Gia. But you women are all
crazy. Totally batshit crazy.
Me: I really hope Allie can’t hear this, Popsicle.
Popsicle: Me too. I’ve been hiding from her all day. I just
need some alone time.
Me: Everything going okay with you two?
Popsicle: Aw, I love the crazy little gator. But still, she
drives me to drink. Do you think the guys from A Beer for the Shower will hook
me up with some alcohol now that I’ve given them this award?
Me: Who knows, Popsicle? Who knows. Psst I have some gin in
the cabinet.
Popsicle: Oh bless your heart, Gia.
And lastly! Crack You Whip was kind enough to give me a
Liebster Blog Award.
I’m passing it on to Ducky, of DARD fame.
Me: Hi Ducky!
Ducky: I hope there aren’t any, a-hem, expectations attached to this award, Gia!
Me: Oh come on, not that again. Ducky, I am NOT hitting on
you!
Ducky: Good.
Me: I just think you’re adorable.
Ducky: HEY!
Me: Anyway, who would you like to pass this award on to?
Ducky: Well, besides giving a shout out to all the DARD
supporters on the sidebar over there ---> , I’d like to give this award to the Cowardly Feminist
Me: I bet I know why…
Ducky: If she were a duck, I bet she’d lead the fight
against Duck Rape! A real ally in this war!
Me: Right-o
Ducky: And she makes delicious cocktails.
Me: Very true. Boy, you guys are suckers for booze.
Ducky: Oh look who’s talking.
Me: What??
Ducky: Nothing, wine-iac.
Whew! That’s all for now, everyone. Thanks again to all the
bloggers who gave me an award! And if you want to check out more awesome blogs,
don’t forget my Things I Read page!
Duckies holding signs are definitely worth an acid trip. Or maybe we're watching Bugs Bunny cartoons. :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the awards!
-Barb the French Bean
Congrats on the awards and congrats to the recipients. I did notice that the animals seem to favor alcohol-themed blogs. Hmmmmm. Always enjoy the animal dialogue.
ReplyDeleteYou deserve all the awards in the world for your fight against duck rape, and zombie sluts.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on all these awards! Alcoholic animals are so much fun. You know, a post about them drunk would be pretty funny lol
ReplyDeletePopsicle is blunt, and to the point, and I admire that quality in a polar bear. Except one that might possibly be a drunk, which could lead to me being eaten. Either way, thanks for the award, which I'm going to sell for more booze! I mean, cherish forever!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the awards, your Mayorness!
ReplyDeletePopsicle, the first step is admitting you have a problem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ott_xMZ_8vs
Congrats on all the awards! Wonder how many more animals are in your head?
ReplyDeleteThanks Gia! I will totally rally blogsters to fight against duck rape. And by rally, I mean ply everyone with delicious cocktails.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the winners!! Girl, I knew you'd be the one to take this award thing and make it original :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the awards. I almost peed when I read the DARD button. Niiiice.
ReplyDeleteYaY! Congrats to all the pretty little animals!
ReplyDeleteOh, and the other blogs too!
Whoa, so how many awards did you get into total? o_o
ReplyDeleteI bribed the judges, and they ignored me. It was great.
ReplyDeletea well deserved award
ReplyDeleteAll great blogs. Congrats on your award.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the awards, and this was the most fucking awesome way of passing them on I have ever seen in ever!
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to post a big giant thank you for my award, but I was trying to do it on my stupid phone because I'm too lazy to turn on my computer and I kept screwing it up. I'll give you a giant hug when I see you. I promise, you'll love my hugs as much as you love Boyfriend's. I'm that good.
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