Random Doodles.

You ever start doodling without paying attention and seeing what you come up with? I did.

It’s a meatball on a boat. You’re welcome. 

...The weird thing is, I wasn't even drunk when I did this. But seriously, if you haven't been around in a couple of days please check out yesterday's March Madness post, or my wine post from Monday. Please.

Another Short One

So, if you were expecting Boyfriend to contribute to a post this week (because, you know, I told you that was gonna happen), I’m very sorry but he’s been super busy being a hero at work:

I’ll convince him to do it soon, I promise.

In other news, I have a post written about a burrito, but I don’t want to post it until I draw some pictures to go with it. Because the burrito was amazing and it deserves the best. Want a sneak preview? Here’s a haiku about it:

Make my mouth water

With all your deliciousness

Sexy burrito.

You're welcome.

Also, if you haven’t liked me on Facebook yet, can you PLEASE?!? And let me know if you have a page, because I’ll totally like the crap out of it.

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Following me on Twitter is also fun.

Okay, that’s enough whoring for now. I mean, you guys aren’t Boyfriend. (Awkward?) Soooo...anyone have any good plans this weekend? Hmm? What are you guys up to? Clubbing? Drinking? Sexing it up? Playing with your cat (no euphemism)? Watching videos of cats on youtube because you can't afford a cat right now and your lease won't let you have one anyway? 


Me? I'll be sitting and drinking and sitting some more and I’ll be back with posts that make sense next week!

Last Post of the YEAR. BOOM!

This post is super short. Mostly because its a half-assed sorry excuse for a week, and I resent having to be conscious for it. Oh and the blogger layout is all different, which is very confusing to me. And speaking of, gmail, twitter, and facebook have all changed recently. Honestly, I spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find the "send" button on a social media site. I thought young people were supposed to adapt to these changes quickly but I guess by "young people" they mean "five year olds." ANYHOO, on this lovely ranty note, I want to say...

I drew this for you.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Seriously. I hope everyone has a great time this weekend even though you probably won't have more fun than Boyfriend and I because we're going to Seaside Town and we're probably going to watch movies and do jigsaw puzzles and drink a lot. Follow me on twitter if you want live drunken updates. 

Okay everyone! Time to pack and whatnot and work on my WORLD'S BEST GIRLFRIEND resolution. See you next year!