Me: Hi Popsicle the Polar Bear!
Popsicle: Hey Gia
Me: Look, I got
you a hat!
Popsicle: Errr,
thanks.
Me: What, what’s
wrong?
Popsicle: It’s
tiny. I look ridiculous
Me: You look
adorable. You just need a bow tie to go with it.
Popsicle: Don’t
even think about it! Where do they even sell these hats?!? Is it for a ken doll?
Me: No, Boyfriend
got it off the top of a bottle of gin.
Popsicle: Can I have
some of the gin?
Me: No, bloggers don’t
let bears drink and….maul stuff?
Popsicle: Lame, Gia
Me: It’s already
all gone.
Popsicle: DAMNIT!
I HATE THIS TINY HAT!!
Me: Allie likes
it
Popsicle: Allie likes
everything
Me: What kind of
hat would you want?
Popsicle: A big one, to make me look distinguished.
Me: Okay, how
about this?
Popsicle: Better.
I look fancy now.
