The Wedding.

As I mentioned some months ago, my friend asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Well, the wedding was this weekend! I survived. It was fun, but exhausting. 

The worst part? Definitely the all the photos. 

Hey, who doesn't want to take photos when you're all dressed up, amirite?

Well, it turns out there's a limit to how many photos one can take, no matter how rockin' their hair is. 

It didn't help that the photographer was a bit of an asshole. 

Photos are exhausting. We took a bunch at the hotel, and then at the church, and then at the reception site. 

Yep, we had to go outside where it was about 300% humidity and just very...wet. 

Too. Many. Kids.

Anyway, the photos finally ended and we all got to go enjoy the reception and the four hour hard liquor open bar. 

A Douchebag, By the Numbers

Well, let's decide if we want to go there on the blog with a fun little trump Q&A! 

Question: How many public offices did this assclown hold before running for president?

Answer: None. He's come to political prominence for his role in the racist anti-obama anti-knowledge "birther" movement. 

Question: Oh right, he's a "business" man. How many businesses did he bankrupt?

Answer: Four

Question: How many people does he want to deport?

Answer:11 million

Question: And he wants to ban all muslims from entering the US, of which there are how many worldwide?

Answer:1.6 billion

Question: How many former presidents endorsed Trump?

Answer: Zero

Question: How many times did he talk about the size of his junk during a primary presidential debate?

Answer: Technically only one horrible, horrible time. 

Question: According to politifact, what % of trump's statements are false, mostly false, or pants on fire? 

Answer: 76%, which is honestly lower than I thought it'd be. Hillary & Bernie are both at about 30%, for the record.

Question: Anddd just for funsies: How much is he worth and what did he pay in taxes last year?

Answer: No one knows because he refused to release his tax returns. 

New Year's Resolutions, 2016

Yep, it's that time of year, to reflect on how I still can't do a pull up and make new resolutions that will probably last at least a week or so. This year's resolution?

So,  I've come to realize that I've slowly been drinking more and more lately.

So it's time to cut back, sigh. 

So I'm gonna stop drinking during the work week (again). Weekends are still drinking time though. 

Anyone else cutting back  on the booze this winter?