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| Don't worry, he's only racist about italians. |
Showing posts with label failing at costumes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label failing at costumes. Show all posts
Monday, October 7, 2019
Mario Run to Halloweentown
It's October, so it's costume time! Consider this one inspired by the game of Mario Run I downloaded onto my iphone and am now addicted to.
Monday, October 29, 2018
Monday, October 22, 2018
Witches Be Crazy
That's right, friends. Time for coordinated Halloween costumes.
Honestly how dare he critique my great idea. The only appropriate thing to do is double down.
Monday, November 20, 2017
Ragnaroking and rolling
Movie recommendation time!
Go see the newest Thor. It was really good. (Much better than the second, which was pretty much entirely forgettable.) This was funny and had more of a guardians of the galaxy vibe. 10/10.
Anyway, short week, short post. Enjoy thanksgiving, if you celebrate!
Monday, October 30, 2017
Happy Halloween, you children.
Oh what's that, Halloween is tomorrow? I wouldn't know about that because Halloween is for CHILDREN. And I am a grown person.
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| ok, this is one of those posts that happened more in spirit than you know, literally. pumpkin costumes are expensive! |
Happy halloween! I wish full-sized candy bars to you and your loved ones.
Monday, October 23, 2017
Little Mer-Kat
Monday, June 19, 2017
I Wonder [Woman]
Yay Boyfriend's back in town! Had kind of a busy weekend, so you get a short post this week.
YAY LADY SUPERHERO! Everyone go see it.
Monday, October 31, 2016
Happy Halloween 16!
Well, I opted not to dress as the clown holding the pussy. Kitty kept meowing about not being a political prop. Whatever. I present this year's costume to you:
You're welcome, internet.
Happy halloween!
You're welcome, internet.
Happy halloween!
Monday, May 2, 2016
Games of Thrones Time!
Monday, November 3, 2014
Cat Eating Halloween Monster
This year, I dressed up as something I had joked about last
year:
Ok, the costume wasn’t nearly as cool looking in real life,
but it WAS a dinosaur onesie.
I put it on to show Boyfriend and Kitty, and excitedly
bounced into the living room.
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| we call this "foreshadowing" |
I was NOT expecting what happened next.
Yes, kitty thought I was a real dinosaur (or that I was
being attacked and eaten by a real dinosaur), fell off her cat perch, and
broke my blinds on the way down. Then she went into full on scary kitty mode.
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| she sensed danger. |
It was freaking hilarious.
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| Are we bad people? Maybe. |
I quickly took off the costume to show her I was alive and well.
Eventually she kind of came around.
And that’s how I accidentally terrorized my cat on
Halloween.
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