50 is a Lot of Questions (Part I)

Lillian from It's a Dome Life nominated me to answer a bunch of questions. Here goes nothing!

1. What are you wearing?

I would say my blog uniform (blue shirt, pink heart), but also....pjs. Hush. It’s only 11 am.

2. Ever been in love?

Yes...

3. Ever have a terrible break-up?

Define “terrible.” Unpleasant, yes.

4. How tall are you?

5’5’’ish

5. How much do you weigh?

Hahahhahaha

6. Any tattoos?

No, but I want Boyfriend to get a whale on his booty…

7. Any piercings?

Ears.

8. OTP (One true pair, favorite fictional couple?)

Oh, I know all about OTPs and shipping and crackships and canon….

Ummmm, this is hard. I have so many! Here are a few:

9. Favorite Show?

So many!!! Shameless and Game of Thrones and The Mindy Project are probably at the top of my list, though.

10. Favorite Bands?

Lady Gaga. She’s weird. I like that. Have I not mentioned that?

(I actually like lots of different music, but I’m sure nobody really cares that much.)

11. Something you miss?

Not knowing the calorie count of venti peppermint mocha lattes from Starbucks. Oh, the joys of ignorance.

12. Favorite Song?

I don’t know. It changes daily. I mean, who could answer that, really.

13. How old are you?

twentysomethingmumblemumble

14. Zodiac sign?

Scorpio, but I don’t believe in astrology.

15. Quality to look for in a partner?

Boyfriend.

16. Favorite Quote?

From American Beauty, which I didn’t even like that much. “I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.”

(Second is Jack Nicholson’s speech from A Few Good Men.)

17. Favorite Actor?

Hmmm….Denzel Washington. He’s dreamy.

18. Favorite Color?

It changes. Is that weird? Lots of these “favorites” change.

19. Loud music or soft?

Again, it depends on my mood! These questions are making me anxious. LOUD MUSIC. I LIKE LOUD MUSIC RIGHT NOW.

20. Where do you go when you are sad?

To my happy place. In Crazytown. Also, wherever kitty is.

21.  How long does it take you to shower?

In a perfect world, 90-100 minutes.

In reality, 10?

22.  How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

An hour ish, longer if kitty needs more cuddling. God, that’s dull information.

23. Ever been in a physical fight?

Nope

24. Turn on?

Boyfriend.

25. Turn-off?

Not Boyfriend.

Ok, 50 is way too many questions. I’m stopping part one here. Second half on Wednesday!! For now, you should totally answer one of these questions in the comments below.

Throwback Thursday: Halloween for Adults

Throwback Thursday: Honestly, I may have already done a throwback to this post, but it's such a good freaking idea I don't even care. Honestly, possibly my best idea ever. 

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Let’s talk about Halloween for adults. No, not sexy parties filled with zombie (and other) sluts.

But another kind of Halloween for adults. Like this:

See?

I’d be more than happy to buy mini wine bottles to give out to adults.

  

And there could be levels of awesome, just like trick or treating.

BEST:

ACCEPTABLE:

WORST:

Seriously, why is it socially acceptable for children to go people’s houses and demand candy, yet not acceptable for local bloggers to knock on people’s doors and demand booze?!  WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP WORLD IS THIS?!

Anyone?

It's Nearly October...

Yep, I have a problem. 

I'm trying to figure out what she should be. Today's idea:

 

Kitty bumblebee!!

We'll keep working on it. 

Throwback Thursday: Worst Gift Gifter Ever

Throwback Thursday: Because it was Boyfriend's birthday earlier this month! I actually had a good gift idea. This. One. Time. 

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So, Boyfriend’s birthday is coming up.

And I have a confession.

It’s not my fault. I try SO HARD. Probably too hard.

This is not an exaggeration. I have seen the entire internet. There is a LOT of porn out there. 

Anyway,  Boyfriend is tough to shop for. I’m no expert in his hobbies (like golf or fishing), so it’s not like I could get him a new golf stick thingy-

Or fish stick thingy-

Well that just sounds filthy.

Whatever. And I try to find cool gadgets related to this stuff, but he already knows about most of them. And since he’s not poor like some of us here, if there is something he wants super bad, he probably owns it.

  

But this isn’t a problem – I can still get him something fun and whimsical. Right?

It’s hard to explain. I usually almost get it right.

(Just kidding. If I got my hands on a kitty, there’s no way I’d be able to give it away. Retarded or not.)

To Boyfriend’s credit, he is an excellent gift receiver.

Here’s hoping I do a little better this year! 

Cat Monster

As you know, I have a cat. I'm finding that things like this are happening now:

Stories from Boyfriend's Trip

Always SO proud after she vomits

Time to go scrub the rug/weep for my security deposit.