Cheese Texting

A real texting conversation between Boyfriend and yours truly:

Welp, that got filthy fast. Do you guys have passionate feelings about cheese as well?

My Favorite Things!

I posted this real texting between Boyfriend and me on facebook awhile ago:

Me: How was golf?
Boyfriend: I won! Me: YAY! There's nothing I like better than when u do good at golf
Me: Except maybe french fries
Me: Oh and les mis. But that's it!
Boyfriend: Um, aren't you forgetting something? Me: Cats? 
Me: Napping?
Me: I also have strong feelings about cheese. But stronger feelings about you! Mwah!
Boyfriend: it was napping.

In conclusion, I'm really romantic and probably deserve some kind of award. Also, this conversation made me want to sing:

Did I mention kittens? 

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Note: this list was not all inclusive. I also love ducks and money and my iphone and french fries and pie. 

I’m Considering Becoming Amish

Texting between Boyfriend and me:

Boyfriend: I just had an Amish soft pretzel. Best food ever.

Boyfriend: Those Amish soak everything in butter.

Me: I should be Amish.

Boyfriend: Good luck with that.

Me: Do Amish have hair straighteners?

Boyfriend: Yes.

Me:  I could totes be Amish then. Easy peasy.

Boyfriend: I know some people. I could get you in. butter heaven.

Me: I don’t do bonnets, btw.

Me: Do Amish eat cake?

Boyfriend: Yes.

Me: Perfect.

Seriously. What’s not to love about being amish? You get soft pretzels and cake and things in butter. And I heard they can use cell phones because those don’t have cords, so I can still get my internet. Where’s the bad?

I think I’m leaning towards becoming Amish, guys!

Welp, it was worth a list.  

Red.

Texting between Boyfriend and me, in pictures:

Apparently Boyfriend is slightly tired of reminding me to use sunscreen. How was your weekend?

Boyfriend likes fishing. This is a fact.

[First, a bloggy note: I've figured out how to register/set up forwarding for  a domain so now you can get to me by going to just www.mayorgia.com. YAAAY!] 

[Also, linking up with yeahwrite!]

I was walking along the duck rape trail the other night (it’s along a stream). This texting happened between Boyfriend and I:

Me: The stream says its stocked with trout.

Boyfriend: WHAT!!!

Me: Oh is that good?

Boyfriend: Very. Why isn’t anyone fishing on there now?

Me: Is it trout season now?

Boyfriend: Yes

Me: Hey what do you do if a Canadian goose attacks you? Asking for a friend.

Boyfriend: Need a special license for trout, but can get it online.

Where did you hear this?

Me: From here:

Boyfriend: Cosi fan tutti!

Me: Huh?

Boyfriend: Amazing

Me: Did I do good??!?

Boyfriend: Very!!

You guys. I’m back on my game.

  

However, I soon realized this:

So, we went fishing on Saturday. Unfortunately, it didn’t result in a fish. Although when I was holding the rod (that’swhatshesaid) something pulled on it for a second. And Boyfriend got a bite but it got snagged on something under the water. So, we didn’t catch a fish. But if we HAD, I imagine it would have looked like this:

WOOHOO! (But I'm serious guys. Anyone have any advice for when a bunch of canadian geese inevitably attack you for walking by them daily?)

Christmas Whale

Quick question for you guys, before we get to Christmas Whale. Does anyone else experience Cocoonitis? See the following texting:

Me (at 11 am on the weekend): I made a cocoon of warmth and blankets in my bed and now I'm unable to get up. Nooooo

Boyfriend: You redefine sloth.

Me: Hey! This is a real disease. Cocoonitis. I've had since my parents made me sleep in 60 degrees growing up.

Boyfriend: There are less charitable names for it.

I mean, this is a real condition, don't you think? I'm SURE I'm not the only one out there suffering.

 Anyways, let's move on. Time for another Christmas Animal! 

Christmas Whale's Wish: For world peace. Or maybe green peace. I don't know, just SAVE THE WHALES!!

Sally the Whale isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but she sure is passionate!