Happy Spring!

Remember how Boyfriend was gross last week?

So, let's cut to Wednesday. 

Yep, we got another snowstorm. On the first full day of spring. UGH, you guys. Just ugh. 

Stormy...weather

No, this is not about the porn star payoff scandal plaguing the clownstick in the oval office. 

Here, let me tell you about last week in verse:

There once was a girl named Gia

Who lived in an apartment with her Kitty

A storm came real bad

It made them real sad

And the electricity decided to quitty. 

Yep I lost power. It sucked. What about Boyfriend, you ask?

Gia's Boyfriend lived a few miles away

And his power stayed on - hooray!

But the snow there fell worse

And it made Boyfriend curse 

And now he wants to move far away.

Hope my fellow east coasters fared alright!