Costume Idea: Gia Cyrus and Boyfriend Thicke

How to Ship Properly

Recently, Boyfriend and I were watching some television together, and two characters I like finally kissed.

Who knows what show that's from?

Do you guys know what shipping is? I had to explain it to Boyfriend.

Um, those are supposed to be foam #1 fingers. Not penises. FYI. 

Two Unrelated But Awesome Things!

First, thanks to B from The Opposite of That for giving me the Overlord Award! She’s great and I love power so it’s super appreciated. 

Secondly, guess what guess what?!? I GOT A NEW BED!!! What, that’s not exciting to you? Well, remember the time I drunk blogged about my crappy bed and drew pictures about how uncomfortable (and LOUD) it was? Well, I did. And now I have a new one!!!

It’s a QUEEN, everyone. Which actually fits nicely into my overlord award:

I got it on crazy clearance, because a store near me was trying to unload their inventory before they closed for renovations. The only downside is that it’s a dual bed, so half is very plush and the other half is firm (you can feel like a dip in the middle).  It works for me, because I always sleep on one side of the bed, and I wanted something very soft and cozy. 

Like snoozing on a cloud...

I HOPE Boyfriend likes it, because the side he’s stuck on is a bit firmer (though there’s a pillowtop thing on the whole bed). Our conversation before it got delivered went something like this:

Me: (for the hundredth time) I hope you like it

Boyfriend: It’s more important that YOU like it. It’s YOUR bed.

Me: But I know I’ll like my side. I hope you like yours. 

Boyfriend: I’m sure it’ll be good

Me: I mean it’s kind of firm but you don’t like things too plushy

Boyfriend: It’ll have to be better than what you have now

Me: You’ll probably like it…

Boyfriend: I’m sure I’ll like it

Me: Even if you don’t like it, will you pretend that you like it?

Boyfriend: Absolutely. I’m definitely going to tell you I like it. I’m not an idiot.

Me: But you think you’ll really like it f’reals, though, right?

Boyfriend: I. Will. Like. It. 

Anyway, then it got delivered and he SAID he liked it, but I’m not so sure. 

Can I get a lie detector for this?

I like it. Except for the fact that I’ve had neck/back pains for a few days. Buuut, I’m just hoping my back is adjusting to actually having a nice bed and that’ll go away soon. Or something. 

Anyway this is the old bed:

And here’s the new one:

At least Boyfriend’s feet no longer hang over the edge.