Anyhoo, besides the fact that it’s too small, it’s also made of the cheapest college quality mattress you can find. Oh, and the headboard is only attached on one side, so if you are innocently leaning against it, it BANGS into the wall.
Also, it’s loud. Like, even when I’m just rolling over because I sleep like an eggbeater, it’s LOUD. So you can only imagine what it’s like during…other times (because I’m a sex goddess, remember?)
I’m determined to scope out after Christmas sales and buy myself a bed soon. Until then, here are 3 alternatives that may be more comfortable than sleeping in my bed.
1. Sleeping on rocks.
Seriously. At least rocks are quiet.
2. Sleeping in a fireplace
|Yes, it is drawn to scale. It's a gigantic fireplace.|
Guys guys guys, I know this picture is terrible. But in my defense, I was drunk when I drew it. That is all.
3. Sleeping on a roof.
It’s been debated who would fare better on a roof, me or boyfriend (answer: me). We could probably both sleep on one, though. Except for the Christmas lights. Especially if they’re blinking.
|Also drawn to scale. It's a tiny roof.|
So seriously, that’s it. I filled out a credit card application. I’m getting a bed.
Anyway, I hope you all have exciting weekend plans! I’m going to see Boyfriend, who survived the business trip (I’ll be blogging about that next week...lots of close calls with zombie sluts!). If you’re around, you can catch me drunk tweeting on twitter. Have a great weekend everyone!