So, in case you missed it, I bought trivet kits for
me and Boyfriend for Christmas. A couple of weeks ago, we finally finished
them. Ta-DA!
Boyfriend’s:
Mine:
YEAH!
Miss Priscilla Puffington got a sniff of em.
Miss Priscilla: What. Is. This.
Me: It’s a trivet, Miss Priscilla!
Miss Priscilla: Hmmm.
Me: What’s that mean?
Miss Priscilla: I could have done this better.
Me: Not without thumbs, bitch.
Miss Priscilla: What was that?
Me: Nothing, kitty!
Miss Priscilla: Gia.
Me: Yes?
Miss Priscilla: There are a LOT of wine corks here.
Me: Oh, hush.
Miss Priscilla: I mean, a lot a lot.
Me: I don’t think so.
Miss Priscilla: How much do you drink?
Me: They were amassed over quite awhile.
Miss Priscilla: …
Me: They were!
Miss Priscilla: What’s in this can?
Miss Priscilla: OMG THESE ARE ALL THE LEFTOVER ONES?!
Me: Yes…for our next cork project….
Miss Priscilla: Gia!
Me: What?
Miss Priscilla: YOU NEED HELP!
Me: There’s not that many there. And some are Boyfriends.
Miss Priscilla: I judge you based on the amount of corks you have.
Me: Fine. I’m going to start getting screw top bottles.
