Me: Hi Miss Priscilla!
Miss Priscilla: Hi.
Me: What do you want for Christmas?
Miss Priscilla: Why do you assume I celebrate Christmas??
Me: Look at your candy cane head things!
Miss Priscilla: Well I guess.
Me: That’s right! So what do you want for Christmas?
Miss Priscilla: Cat nip! LOTS AND LOTS OF CATNIP.
Me: I heard you could get it in Washington state...
Miss Priscilla: Really? LET’S GO THERE AND GET CATNIP!
Me: Wowza. Kitty has a problem.
Miss Priscilla: Yes…it’s called NOT ENOUGH CATNIP.
Me: You’re gonna get potted up on catnip.
Miss Priscilla: Shut up and give me catnip.
Do you guys get your pets holiday presents? Or is that weird? Or is it just weird if your "pet" is a stuffed animal with a very distinct personality?